Pitch and Twitter are opener's playground
Any stopping the Gayle force?
With Australia going down in their opening round ICC World T20 match against Pakistan, Friday’s matchup against reigning champions, the West Indies, is shaping as a tough must-win for Bailey’s boys.
And the man that looms most-likely to rain on the pre-tournament favourite’s parade? None other than man-mountain and oft-spotted online personality Chris Gayle.
One of the most destructive batsmen in world cricket, Gayle averages a shade over 35 against the Aussies at a strike-rate of 142 – both improvements on his career numbers – along with three wickets at 11 from his part-time off-spin.
Persistent injuries have kept the big-hitting left-hander away from the crease leading into the WT20 but an ominous 34 off 33 balls in his side’s opening loss to India has dispelled any hopes of a dip in productivity stemming from the interrupted preparation.
Despite not making it to the crease as much as he would have liked, Gayle has still managed to keep his myriad of fans entertained, taking to social media non-stop during his enforced lay-off to share his unique worldview with the twitter-verse.
Here are some of his most notable (questionable?) Twitter efforts…
Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas… I woke up in a box.
— Chris Gayle (@henrygayle) December 1, 2013
Looking up at the ceiling thinking what to do ... pic.twitter.com/h6FPylVw9z
— Chris Gayle (@henrygayle) February 1, 2014
This shark is mine - told him not to come on my land or he will be in my belly.. Didn't listen. So.. pic.twitter.com/phY7cjvChK
— Chris Gayle (@henrygayle) February 2, 2014
Seriously @WWHinds - continue eating! SMDH pic.twitter.com/GblIx3H5bT
— Chris Gayle (@henrygayle) February 9, 2014
Soaking my feet now - need them tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/eUvvKAk9FI
— Chris Gayle (@henrygayle) March 8, 2014
Slept like a baby... This is my woman for the next couple weeks - going to kill her with S.... Every night! pic.twitter.com/hqJANnHHkO
— Chris Gayle (@henrygayle) March 16, 2014